I was told that I should write some of my shorter stories as well. I'll try to write a few as a sort of a collection.
It is a well known thing, that people on MDMA like to chew gum, because one of it's side effects is intense clenching of the jaw and teeth grinding. A couple of friends and I went to a club and popped some pills. I took a piece of gum, and started chewing it. After some time, one of the friends asked me if I could give her one as well. I couldn't, because that was the last piece of gum that I had. But since I am a good friend, I decided to help her out and go look for gum. I mean, we were at a club, how hard could it be to find some chewing gum? I started coming up to random people, and just asking for gum. At the time, the MDMA had really kicked in, and I was still chewing my own gum, so you can imagine the sight of a random dude, who's clearly high as hell, walking up to you, asking for gum while already chewing it. Most people just said no, and I was really beginning to feel weird. I mean, I always thought of the club as the sort of place you would expect to meet "like-minded" people, but not that night, I guess. Most of them looked at me like I was an idiot, but I remember one couple pointed out to me, that I already have some in my mouth. I explained to them, that I am looking for a friend. They laughed, and said that I should just give her the one I have, but I just replied "not that kind of friend".
This is one of those classic weed moments. We shared a joint with like 5 or 6 people, and then all of us together had to go back to the place we were hanging out at. It was in the middle of the night, and the weed hit us hard. We came up to a cross walk, and all instinctively just stopped. There were no cars around. No other people. Just us, standing there, apparently waiting for someone to tell us it was okay. Finally, a car came, and the driver stopped for us. Once we saw it was safe, we crossed the street. Again, there were a lot of us, and not a single person thought of crossing the street when it was just empty.
Another weed moment, but I am not the one acting foolish this time. Me and a friend smoked some at my place. We decided that we were hungry, and I was going to make us some dumplings. I went to the kitchen, and saw that I had three different kinds of dumplings, so I laid all the packs out on the kitchen counter, by the sink. Meanwhile, she was in the bathroom. As she comes out, I come up to her and say "I laid out some dumplings by the sink, pick whichever one you like." She looked at me a little confused, and went back into the bathroom. After a moment or so, she exclaimed that she can not see any dumplings by the sink. I went in after her, and found her very confused looking around the whole bathroom for the dumplings.
Let's order something to eat
I don't want anything
📱I'd like a kebab and some fries
...
You know, I'm actually kinda hungry, could I have some of your fries?
I actually got them for you
what
Well, I knew you would get hungry, so I got you the fries